on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
I’M FUCKING CRYING HOLY CRAP
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God
Are you implying that Drake Bell isn’t God?
I bet these are soon-to-be lyrics
THEY ARE NOT SOON TO BE LYRICS I LITERALLY LINKED THE SONG THAT THESE LYRICS ARE FROM JESUS CHRIST
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
*Groans in pain at illogical reasoning*
walking back to my dorm, I saw a girl wearing a Twenty One Pilots shirt and was like, “Hey, I like your shirt!” and she was like, “You know who Twenty One Pilots are?” and I was like “Yeah!” and she came in for a FULL ON HUG she was so excited this is what band tee-shirts are for omfg I cant stop smiling this is great I love moments like that
When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know it was really in my asscrack
this was wild from start to finish
THE INSTAGRAM COMMENTS ON GERARD’S INSTAGRAM ARE STRAIGHT UP DISGUSTING I SWEAR TO GOD GO AHEAD WRITE YOUR FUCKING FRERARD FANFICTION. POINT OUT WHY YOU THINK ITS ////STILL//// REAL. FUCKING TALK ABOUT HOW YOU THINK EVERYTHING HE DOES RELATES TO FRANK BUT FUCKING DO THAT AWAY FROM WHERE HE CAN SEE IT.
in the middle of a gunfight
in the centre of a restaurant